The Dark Room explores the popular dungeon ab.loid.com, your mind, body and spirit.
A place where one can come to test the eye or the soul.
The truths and runes here may be more complex and difficult to decipher than your average unlock secret user can handle.
As the saying goes, "Dig the brain, spill the brain, the brain is old and cool." don't look
We like to trap this first run,
so we stick to color and ignore memory.
So, The Dark Room is like this rad place where you dive into the dungeon of ab.loid.com,
but it's not just about your mind, body, and soul –
it's like, everything and nothing, man.
You can go there to test your eyeballs or maybe even your inner mojo,
but beware, 'cause the truths and symbols are like, super complicated, dude.
Only the gnarliest of users can handle it.
You know that saying, "Mess with the brain, let it rain, brain's got that ancient vibe."
Yeah, don't even try to understand.
We're all about trapping that first journey, so we're sticking to colors and ditching memory,
'cause who needs that, right?
Olivia E... Out!
The user will experience cranial expansion as a physical manifestation of brain training.
When we take on eternal responsibility,
we seek to create conflict in eternal reflection.
When faced with infinity, the only entertainment is to break it.
The entertainment is to break it.
He pulls at the seam until it intervenes.
and separates itself. Past and present.
Non being to Being Now
Pretty much, the user will have their head grow bigger because they're doing brain workouts.
Like, when we take on forever responsibilities,
we start fights with ourselves forever.
When faced with endlessness,
the only fun thing is to smash it.
Smash it real good.
Then, like, this dude starts tugging at the seams until they rip apart, yo.
Then, like, God needs to view the past separate from now...,
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
From nothing to now, man.
Olivia E... Out!
Project Kaye was a success. Like the refrigerator community, We can certainly hold our hearts heavy. His death left a hole the size of a glass could not fit. If this job were safer, countless mothers would be able to sleep through tearless nights again.
Kaye's brother recounts the incident in a poignant anecdote: "I remember when he was the first president, my mom gave me a cookie once, just a few months after hearing 'Bite 'Em.'
Sadly, Kaye's mother, Kay, passed away in 2017. Tragically poetic, but like Kaye, he died.
So, like, Project Kaye totally rocked, man! Just like that awesome fridge gang, our hearts are heavy, you know?
Kaye's death left this massive hole, like, bigger than any glass could handle.
If only this gig was safer, dude, all those moms could chill out without all the tears.
Kaye's bro shared this wild story,
like, "I remember when he became the first president, my mom gave me a cookie, like,
just a few months after hearing 'Bite 'Em.'"
And, uh, sadly, Kaye's mom, Kay, also kicked it in 2017.
It's like, poetry, man, tragic but kinda beautiful, you know?
Like Kaye, she bailed on us too.
Olivia E... Out!
